I have found a nearly perfect vehicle.

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
03/19/2019 at 00:35 • Filed to: None

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This Frankenstein cross breed of a storied English carmaker, custom coachwork, wood paneling, and a full time 4WD system weighs in at (educated estimate) 6600lbs and is propelled by twelve cylinders. The only way it could be better is if it were a nice dark green.

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DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Your boy, BJR
03/19/2019 at 00:38

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For the record, I think the tint is about 40% too dark.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Your boy, BJR
03/19/2019 at 00:46

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It’s like a Euro Chrysler 300C Touring. .. but worse.

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Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Your boy, BJR
03/19/2019 at 00:47

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I agree that the tint doesn’t work and it needs to be  either BRG or at least a darker color. I’d also say that I don’t think the wheels are appropriate.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Your boy, BJR
03/19/2019 at 00:47

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Baller on a budget


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > Your boy, BJR
03/19/2019 at 00:49

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Aww, it’s a Mercedes  Bentley that wants to be a Buick Roadmaster


Kinja'd!!! way2blu does a rev update > Your boy, BJR
03/19/2019 at 00:53

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Soooooo it’s the Cullinan SUV?

*dodges jars of Grey Poupon thrown for daring to call it an SUV*


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Future Heap Owner
03/19/2019 at 01:02

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(it's a Bentley)


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/19/2019 at 01:04

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lol my car identification “skills” are so bad. He even said “English carmaker” in the post 


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Your boy, BJR
03/19/2019 at 01:12

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its hedious. the back wind is WAAYYY to big . proportions work for a sedan, not this. 


Kinja'd!!! Svend > way2blu does a rev update
03/19/2019 at 02:47

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Colmans Mustard is the only British self respecting mustard.

Anything else, just ain’t cricket.

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Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Future Heap Owner
03/19/2019 at 06:31

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One PoS says to another PoS: Double or nothing!


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Your boy, BJR
03/19/2019 at 06:57

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It would be better if it was the Bentley Turbo V8, not the BMW V12. 


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Your boy, BJR
03/19/2019 at 08:00

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Ugh wood paneled exterior is gross


Kinja'd!!! StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/19/2019 at 08:47

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Dang thats good looking, even with the wood.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8
03/19/2019 at 10:22

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It’s a reminder that the Magnum was designed as a 300, but we never got it in the US.


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
03/19/2019 at 10:33

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Hey now, let’s not say bad things about Buick Roadmasters


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Tapas
03/19/2019 at 12:22

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Booooooo wood paneled exteriors are great


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Your boy, BJR
03/19/2019 at 12:45

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True, but it d epends on what car it’s applied to.

I don’t like wood paneled Arnages.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Tapas
03/19/2019 at 12:47

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That’s fair.


Kinja'd!!! StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/19/2019 at 13:59

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Yup, still love the magnum front end though.  But I’m biased.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8
03/19/2019 at 14:23

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A full 300 SRT8 conversion would be sweet


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > Tapas
03/23/2019 at 07:58

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“wood”

One of those silly American trends the rest of the world laughs at. Why not give it a fake vinyl top with fake landau bars? Fake chrome?